My name is Scott
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(1783). The most recent event is the death of Edwin Gruneich
(Dec 6 2009). The site was last updated on Feb 15 2010, and it currently has 8 registered members. Send any new membership requests to me.
It's officially past midnight so birthday wishes are in order. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MANY MORE TO COME !!! Enjoy your 15th since your are now working on your 16th year. Since it is your birthday, you have rights to celebrate it a often as you wish and where you wish.
Here are a few birthday stories :
1. A guy walks into a crowded bar and announces that he's got a terrific Polish joke to tell. But before he can start, the barkeep says, "Hold it right there, buddy. I'm Polish."
And the guy says, "Okay, I'll tell it very, very slowly."
2. A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, "I don't know. It all happend so fast."
3. A lawyer sends a note to a client.
"Dear Frank:
I thought I saw you downtown yesterday. I crossed the street to say hello, but it wasn't you. One-tenth of an hour: $50."
4. The lookout on a battleship spies a light ahead off the starboard bow. The captain tells him to signal the other vessel.
"Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!"
The asnwer comes back, "Advise you change course twenty degrees immediately!"
The captain is furious. He signals, "I am a captain. We are on a collision course. Alter your course twenty degrees now !"
The answer comes back, "I am a seaman second class, and I strongly urge you to alter you course twenty degrees."
Now the captain is beside himself with rage. He signals, "I am a battleship!"
The answer comes back, "I am a lighthouse."
5. There's a knock on the door, but when the woman answers it, there's only a snail. She picks it up and thows it across the yard. Two weeks later, there's another knock on the door. The woman answers the door, and there's the small snail again. The snail says, "What was that all bout?"
Pat: Mike, I'm calling you from the freeway on my new cell phone.
Mike: Be careful, Pat. They just said on the radio that there's a nut driving on the wrong way on the freeway.
Pat: One nut? Hell, there are hundreds of them!
Birthday greetings and all best wishes!!!!!!
Tom
Dec 07, 2009
Scott
a publicat o nouă versiune a arborelui genealogic Ketelaar2 din Family Tree Builder.
